The Reel Vixen

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The Vixen  is the diamond in the Whiskeys line up.

Classically trained and completely wasted playing the songs she is burdened with by being our violinist, her classy reels and solos are the icing on the cake.

Having spent the last 20 years in rehab, our Vixen is cured of her feedback addiction and now plays through a state of the art amplifier made by Stradivarius in 1810 (Actually it has a badge that says Stladivalius, made in China at ten past six but I think it's genuine).

The Reel Vixen is also the only female in our line up but she is also the only one with any musical credentials, once having played an newly discovered piece by Paganini at the request of Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands. (Actually no one knew what it was but it was on Pagenine).

 

She always attends gigs with her own security guards so don't make sudden moves around her or you may end up getting a cap busted into your sorry ass. (Assuming you were accompanied by an apologetic donkey, or contrite mule). Come feel the noise of the Reel Vixen!